Reunited

Many moons ago my cousin, Rika, came to live with us from Japan. She didn't speak Engrish very well, so I promptly taught her all the cuss words. (To be fair, when we went to Disneyland she taught me inappropriate phrases to mutter around the Japanese tourists.)

After I returned from England we rented a house together. Some people called it a brothel since we both started dating our now husbands while living there. TMI? I thought we were all adults.

We became really close and she is like a sister to me.

Yelling at me, like always.

 Skinny bitch.

FYI, I am 8 months pregnant here and clearly feeling good about being surround by size 2 types.

Then her ridiculously wonderful husband took her away from Arizona and dragged her all over the world while he did super secret missions with the Air Force.

She doesn't come to town very often, but Mark (the ridiculously wonderful husband) and Rika came to town before they move to Virginia. They should be on their way back to Arizona in 3 years. The countdown has commenced.